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07 Dec

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If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to live like Dan Bilzerian - shooting down well… everything there is to shoot in the desert, having a goat as a pet, bringing a giraffe to your presidential campaign launch party, changing your sleeping habits (and partnersss, P.S. notice the multiple s-es, whoever visited Bilzerian’s Instagram knows what we mean) on a daily basis and spending money and partying like there is no tomorrow - well DREAM ON ‘cause that will never happen to you.

Anyone who follows Dan Bilzerian‘s life on Instagram has thought at one point or another “that dude needs his own video game.”. Now he’s got it. The only important app right now is the Dan Bilzerian game. You know him from winning poker tournaments, shooting guns, yachting and having good times with the best looking girls the world has ever seen.

You can, however, kill your dead time by experiencing Bilzerian’s cartonized life on your smartphone or tablet. YES, that includes playing with guns and half-naked models and NO, you can’t throw a chick from a roof or sleep alongside countless naked models. Still, the app we’re about to show you is not X-rated, it’s just a simple social casino app created by Pixel Bay Studio for any die-hard Blitz fan. And YES, there is some actual poker involved but hey, who cares? Here is the trailer:

By the way, there’s no need to rewind, what you saw is what you can potentially get if you download the app from Google Play or App Store: slapping buttocks and throwing away money to some random stripper (though you may have to work to reach those levels, but heck, who said being Dan Bilzerian is easy?). Did we mention that the game is not X-rated? No, really! So you’ll never get past second base. Oh, the disappointment...

Before wondering what all of this has to do with poker, here’s a hint: the app is called Dan Bilzerian’s Blitz Poker which usually means you can play some poker. NO, NOT strip poker - unfortunately we might add - but actual grab-a-seat-at-a-table poker while counting your immense stack. You can play either cash or sit’n’go and usually your opponents will be goats (no, not G.O.A.T. nor Dan’s pet but the type of player who calls three streets with Ace high and limp/raises with Ten-Three off-suited). Thumbs up for Pixel Bay for getting this thing straight because Blitz couldn’t have possibly made all that money by playing at the tough tables.

So there you have it. If you want to find out more about Bilzerian’s life be sure to read our articles about him. If you want to have fun and slap some buttocks while counting your play money, well, be sure to play Blitz Poker.

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P.S. At least by playing this game, you can finally find out what Dan is shooting at the desert (if you access Blitz’s Instagram, you’ll notice a lot of pics with him in the desert holding and using a gun). It seems drones are the usual suspects. Thanks for sharing Dan #sighsofrelief.

Dan Bilzerian claims to have been a broke college student before he discovered poker skills that allowed him to become a wealthy man.

'You have to go broke to respect the money,' GQ previously quoted him as saying. 'And I had a style where I could make a lot of money if I had self-control.'

The King of Instagram also once told shockjock Howard Stern that he went through a 12-month stretch where he won $50 million playing high stakes poker. Believable? There are certainly plenty of doubters, as many assume that Bilzerian's massive wealth is attributable to being the beneficiary of a trust fund set up by his corporate-raiding father.

There really wasn’t any way to prove or disprove the validity of Bilzerian’s claim regarding his poker prowess. Until now.

Honest Analysis

Of course, it’s possible that he could have done well in high stakes poker games against inferior opponents. Doug Polk admitted as much in a recent YouTube video where he analyzed Bilzerian’s play.

Doug Polk set out on a mission to determine whether the social media sensation has the poker skills that would permit him to win the amount of money that he claims to have won. The proving ground was the Twitch stream of Bill Perkins, who permitted King Dan to sit down and play on his Americas Cardroom account.

That happens to be multi-accounting and is not permissible under the Terms of Conditions of that site and likely every other poker site under the sun. But Bilzerian has in the past shown a penchant for doing as he pleases, the right or wrongness of his actions be damned.

Polk scrutinized Bilzerian's poker play, analyzing some of the hands and making appropriate comments with regard to his actions in certain situations. Truth be told, it wasn't the Instagram hotshot's finest moment.

Watch the video and see for yourself. Granted, it was only $10/$20 heads-up, but Bilzerian was lacking in both fundamentals and discipline, making it extremely hard to believe his story of winning $50 million.

'I think that maybe he can beat some high stakes very soft live games,' was Polk's professional opinion, 'but on the Internet, he's a fish in the water.'

Misquotes? No Matter

The Upswing Poker co-founder was actually being kind, giving Bilzerian the benefit of the doubt. But that wasn’t the end of the story, as a couple of publications, most notably Ladbible.com and Sun.co.uk, interpreted Polk’s analysis in an entirely different way.

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“Instagram star Dan Bilzerian is ‘living a lie’ claims poker expert who says the playboy’s card skills were NEVER good enough to net him millions,” read the headline of The Sun.

“YouTuber Says Dan Bilzerian Is A ‘Big Fake’ Who’s Shit At Poker,” blazed The Ladbible headline.

Actually, Polk said nothing of the sort on the YouTube video, and he and Joey Ingram had a good laugh about it on Ingram’s “Poker Life” podcast. Polk told ChicagoJoey that he was misquoted in those articles.

“All I’m saying is that he doesn’t play very good,” Polk insisted, pointing out that he merely gave a fair assessment of Bilzerian’s play and said it was up to others to form their own opinions on whether or not the social media star with 20.6 million followers was capable of winning $50 million based on that small sample.

As for being misquoted, Polk didn’t seem to mind, as the stories have practically gone viral and have breathed more life into poker.

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'In this situation, like, it’s not like that big of a deal,” Polk told Ingram, with regard to his quotes being totally fabricated, “because he probably is a fake.”